sheeptopus:

impala-dalecki:

bealli62:

spikezombie:

cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

And our language is images.

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Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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